The Race Purity Test

The Race Purity Test is a racism assessment and an opportunity for people to track their racism index as influenced by their experiences with different races throughout life.

Caution: This is not a bucket list. Completion of all items on this test will likely result in angry liberals yelling at you on X.

Click on every item that you agree with or applies to you.

0.Visited Early's website: early.cash
1.You’ve DoorDashed a meal during a heavy snowstorm
2.Fought the racist allegations with “I’m not racist. I have black friends.”
3.Believe that Black people are usually better at sports (excluding swimming)
4.Believe that Asians are usually good at math
5.Believe that White people are the beauty standard
6.Believe that most Middle Eastern people are terrorists
7.Believe that Jews control all the money and media in the world
8.Believe that Black neighborhoods are always dangerous
9.Believe that Middle Eastern people ride camels to work every day
10.Believe that Jewish people haggle over everything, even a penny
11.You don’t live in a big city
12.You work a blue-collar job
13.Believe that Mixed-race babies are ugly
14.You’re surprised when you see a black teen with his father
15.Black women could be just a little bit more quiet
16.Hispanic people should stop having so many kids
17.Poor kids should have the same opportunities as white kids
18.Certain neighborhoods just aren’t for everyone
19.You feel uncomfortable when someone speaks a different language around you
20.When you notice a person of color is taking the elevator, you wait for the next one
21.Referred to a coworker as the diversity hire
22.Told a person of color they sound white
23.Mixed-race couples are unusual
24.Some cultures are less advanced than others
25.Certain areas should be avoided because of who lives there
26.People should stick to dating within their own race
27.Offered fried chicken to a black person
28.Offered watermelon to a black person
29.Offered rice to an Asian person
30.Offered bacon to an Arab person
31.Sniped the Asian kid in class for your group project
32.Invited your Mexican friend over for taco night
33.Said nigga online
34.Said nigger online
35.Said nigger IRL
36.Called an Asian person a chink
37.Called an Asian person a gook
38.Called a Mexican person a beaner
39.Called a Mexican person a wetback
40.Called an Indian person a pajeet
41.Called an Arab person a sand nigger
42.Called a Native American person a chief
43.Called a white person a cracker
44.Called a black person a coon
45.Called a black person a cotton picker
46.Called a Jewish person a kike
47.Called a Jewish person a Jew
48.Did not post about BLM in 2020
49.Avid supporter of the All Lives Matter movement
50.Believe that DEI is retarded
51.Did the asian eye thing
52.Covered your nose while walking past a group of Indians
53.Asked someone where they’re from and then asked them where their parents are from when they replied “USA”
54.Told a person of color they’re “one of the good ones”
55.Used the Indian method for your online business
56.Blamed the Jews for anything
57.Thought Pakistan and India were the same thing
58.Find it a bit unusual that it’s legal to stab people in the street in England
59.Crossed the street when you saw a black guy walking your way
60.Noticed crime statistics
61.Understand per-capita
62.Doubted the 6 million number
63.Maybe it happened, but it wasn’t 6 million
64.Did the math on baking 6 million cookies in 5 years
65.Never sent money to a Nigerian prince
66.Never fell for a call center scam because the accent always gives it away
67.Can’t find Laos on a map
68.Find it a bit unusual that chicken tikka masala is the British national dish
69.Asked an Asian where they’re from
70.Thought Africa was a country
71.Traded the $NIGGABUTT cryptocurrency
72.Can't name more than 3 countries in Africa
73.Told a Native American they should go back where they came from
74.Don’t think picking cotton is a terrible profession
75.Confused why anyone would pronounce “ask” as “axe”
76.Think a certain race’s DNA is closer to apes, almost like they skipped an evolution cycle
77.Refer to the second month in the year as “February” and not “Black History Month”
78.Think migrants shouldn’t be allowed to stab people
79.Voted for Donald Trump
80.Never celebrated Juneteenth
81.After reading the question above, you wondered, “What's Juneteenth?”
82.Believe no one would’ve ever had to wear a face mask if that one Chinese guy didn’t eat a bat
83.Believe that ACAB is retarded
84.You don’t advocate for police brutality, but you aren’t particularly against it either
85.Watched “chimp out” videos on X
86.Think Indians should get into new hobbies like showering every day
87.Think black people should pay their tab before they sit down to eat
88.You’re not racist, you just have black fatigue
89.You season your chicken with nothing but salt
90.Don’t think black people should be getting all the reparations
91.Your ancestors took part in slave trade
92.Been to a 7-Eleven that was not being run by a brown person
93.Think Canada should give up and become the 51st state
94.Think albino African Americans should not be given the N word pass
95.Asked a brown person if they’re a doctor or an engineer
96.Assumed a black person was on welfare
97.Told a black person they sound really articulate
98.Asked a Native American what casino they own
99.Find it a bit unusual that London, the capital of the English-speaking kingdom, is filled with brown people
100.Can tell someone is Dominican by how tight their jeans are